Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Weed

in Dirty Jokes
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What’s the difference between weed and vag?

If you can smell weed across the room that means it’s good.

Text Message

in Relationship Jokes
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Irony is when you get a text message from the wife saying “your an idiot”.

Running

in General Jokes
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Running from your problems never helps… unless the problem is that you’re too fat.

Gas

in Disabled Jokes
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Q. Why can’t dyslexics smell gas?

A, Because they are poor smellers and often can’t even smell their own name.

Ex-Wife

in Relationship Jokes
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I’ve spent the last 3 years looking for my ex-wife’s killer… Still can’t find anyone to do it.

Wishing Well

in Relationship Jokes
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Last week my mother-in-law fell into a wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.