Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Methane Emissions

in Political Jokes
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Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming is bullsh*t?

Red Fiesta

in Racist Jokes
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What do u call five blacks in a red fiesta! A box of malteasers.

Kick boxing

in Surreal Jokes
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Feeling quite angry, just lost to my computer at Chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Obama Shooting

in Political Jokes
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It’s a real shame that Barrack Obama recently had to give a speech stood behind bullet proof glass. Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s gonna shoot anybody.

Never Quiet

in Relationship Jokes
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Why don’t women fart? Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.