A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why did the ‘hare’ cross the road?
To avoid being surgically attached to Wayne Rooney’s scalp.
Apparently racist chanting was heard at the England training ground earlier today. The FA have threatened to remove John Terry from the squad if he does it again.
Hi, me and my friend were just talking and he wondered if you think I’m cute.
person 1: I’m really lucky that I have my library card with me tonight.
person 2: Why?
person 1: Because I am totally checking you out!!
Apparantly some butch lesbians have now started taking viagra to become harder!!