Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Burger king yo mama

in Yo Mama Jokes
+29 -29

Yo mama is so old that she knew the burger king when he was a prince

Flora Chat up line

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -15

Are your legs like flora ? because I would totally love to spread them.

Baby Bin

in Surreal Jokes
+5 -19

Q. What’s worse than seeing a baby in a dustbin?
A. Finding a baby in 2 dustbins.

Yo Mama Phone

in Yo Mama Jokes
+55 -48

Yo mama is so nasty that when I called her on the phone she gave me an ear infection.

yo mama sun

in Yo Mama Jokes
+22 -26

Yo mama is so fat, if she wears a yellow shirt and goes on a trampoline people think she is the sun.

Best chat up line

in Pick Up Lines
+76 -47

Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?

A. I don’t know

R. Neither do I but it broke the ice