Don’t you just hate it when you sleep with a girl and she forgets who you are and keeps screaming another guys name. Who the hell is “Rayp” and what country does this name come from?
Some people say alcohol is dangerous but I disagree. The people on the Titanic didn’t die from drinking too much alcohol, they died from drinking too much water.
When booking holidays online this summer remember that when it comes to hotels star ratings mean nothing. I went to this terrible hotel last year that apparently had the biggest collection of stars in the world, it was called Auschwitz.