Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Famous Quote

in Religious Jokes
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“Anyone who lives his life in accordance with a book is a fool.” John 3:11

Lips

in Dirty Jokes
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Q: what did the left beaver lip say to the right?
A: We used to be so tight before that holiday to Jamaica!

Heads

in Surreal Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a collection of decapitated heads and a Ferrari?
A. I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Womens Feet

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So it’s easier for them to stand next to the kitchen sink.

Night Out

in Surreal Jokes
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Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.