Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Running

in General Jokes
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Running from your problems never helps… unless the problem is that you’re too fat.

Gas

in Disabled Jokes
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Q. Why can’t dyslexics smell gas?

A, Because they are poor smellers and often can’t even smell their own name.

Ex-Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+167 -85

I’ve spent the last 3 years looking for my ex-wife’s killer… Still can’t find anyone to do it.

Wishing Well

in Relationship Jokes
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Last week my mother-in-law fell into a wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.

Whistle-blowers

in Political Jokes
+6 -13

Barrack Obama has recently agreed to help the Vatican target whistle-blowers. Any altar
boys reporting child abuse will now face indefinite detention.

Sun

in Religious Jokes
+23 -22

If God created the Sun on the 4th day, what did he use to count the days before?