Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

UK School

in Political Jokes
+6 -35

I is very proud dat I went 2 school in da UK. I fink out of all 17 countries in da world UK is da best.

4 legs

in Animal Jokes
+19 -30

Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?

A. Half a spider!

the hypnotist

in Dirty Jokes
+26 -27

A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.

Sleeping

in Surreal Jokes
+16 -16

I slept like a log last night…. Woke up in a forest covered with ants.

Trousers

in Surreal Jokes
+10 -13

Went shopping last week to try and find some camouflage trousers, couldn’t find any.