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Aug

By Dave

+18 -12

My Doctor has advised me to start running. I’m not ill or anything, I’ve just been sleeping with his wife.

Aug

By MarkA

+10 -15

I don’t understand Christians. They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on heaven being real.

Aug

By SteveA

+6 -21

Anyone want some coconut shampoo? I bought some the other day but I don’t have any coconuts.

Aug

By StephenP

+11 -9

My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ‘cunt’. I suppose she’s got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother’s real name.

Aug

By ArchieB

+11 -17

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A woman who really enjoys drying things.

Aug

By SteveA

+8 -14

I woke up bald this morning.

I think my wife misunderstood me when I told her to shave her twat.

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