Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Psychic

in Dirty Jokes
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The best thing about fingering a psychic on her period is that you still get your palm read.

White People

in Racist Jokes
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Why do white people have so many pets? They aren’t allowed to own blacks anymore.

Stiff Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -33

**Whisper In Girls Ear** I just got an erection… thanks!

Lover

in General Jokes
+22 -27

Got arrested last night. Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes
+18 -28

It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.

Top 100 Things

in General Jokes
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Just read an article about the top 100 things to do before you die. Was quite surprised that screaming “HELP ME!!” didn’t make the list.