Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.03
OctCharges
I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!
27
SepGirlfriend Birthday
My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.
27
SepScience Breakthrough
Scientists have discovered that giving people 5 Covid vaccines at the same time is 100% effective at stopping Covid. The only downside is you have a 99.99% chance of dying straight after.
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SepVaccinated
Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.
11
SepFine Line
in Animal Jokes
There’s a fine line between standing around next to some water and fishing.