Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Doctor

in General Jokes
+18 -12

My Doctor has advised me to start running. I’m not ill or anything, I’ve just been sleeping with his wife.

Christians

in Religious Jokes
+10 -15

I don’t understand Christians. They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on heaven being real.

Coconut Shampoo

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -21

Anyone want some coconut shampoo? I bought some the other day but I don’t have any coconuts.

Annoyed

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -9

My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ‘cunt’. I suppose she’s got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother’s real name.

Wetter

in Dirty Jokes
+11 -17

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A woman who really enjoys drying things.

Bald

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -14

I woke up bald this morning.

I think my wife misunderstood me when I told her to shave her twat.