Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Virus

in Political Jokes
+15 -20

We’re lucky the Corona virus happened in 2020.
Imagine if this happened in 2003?
We’d be trapped in our houses for months playing f*cking snake on a Nokia 3310.

Tuna

in Animal Jokes
+4 -12

Why do people prefer eating tuna that have become friends with dolphins? Killing friendly tuna is heartbreaking, it should be the unfriendly ones who get killed.

Democracy

in Political Jokes
+17 -15

Democracy: Where any two idiots can outvote a genius.

Daddy

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -20

My three-year-old son got into the bath with me last night.

“Why is your willy much longer and fatter than mine?”

“I don’t know, daddy,” he replied.