Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Human

in Surreal Jokes
+17 -28

I came out of a human because somebody came in a human.

Dark

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -25

Can’t believe my wife. Tried to have sex with her in the dark last night. I put my wiener into her hand and she “No thanks I don’t want to smoke.”

Runny Nose

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -23

Q. What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A. Full.

Food Banks

in Political Jokes
+19 -12

It looks like food banks are just as corrupt as normal banks. I deposited a pack of biscuits at my food bank last week and when I went to collect them today they told me they had gone.

Money

in Dirty Jokes
+11 -32

I came into a lot of money last week which is unusual for me… I normally uses tissues.

Chinese Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+12 -25

Hi I’m Chinese. Once you go yellow you’ll never want another fellow.