Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Irish Coffee

in General Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between an Irish Coffee and a normal coffee?
A. Irish Coffee also includes a free potato.

Divorced

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb.
A. None because they never get the house.

Schwarzenegger

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife just kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry…

I’ll return.

Stages of Life

in General Jokes
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The five stages of life:

1. Birth.
2. Pissing and shiting yourself.
3. Having to pay for everything.
4. Pissing and shiting yourself.
5. Death.

Money

in Religious Jokes
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If money is the root of all evil why do they always ask for it in church?

Nigerian

in Racist Jokes
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Q: How long does it take a Nigerian woman to take a shit?
A: Nine months.