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Oct

Ronaldo

By Dave

+5 -19

Christano Ronaldo has just donated $10 million to a rape clinic in Los Angeles. At first they refused his money but he wouldn’t take ‘no’ as an answer and he insisted.

Oct

Rain-Forest

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+10 -11

I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.

Oct

McDonalds

By Sammy

in Surreal Jokes

+9 -19

An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile walk into McDonalds and interrupt a half-naked man eating a burger. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, “We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of a hallucinogenic nature, Sir.”

Oct

Paki Shop

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Paki Jokes

+9 -16

According to my wife the term “Paki Shop” is not PC anymore so I’ve decided to compromise and now call it the ‘Newsasians’.

Oct

Picture

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+5 -11

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. The pictures on my computer are worth a long sentence.

Oct

Subway

By Das21

in Relationship Jokes

+13 -14

Q. What do subway and prostitution have in common?

A. They both get paid to do your wife’s job.

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Ronaldo

Rain-Forest

McDonalds

Paki Shop

Picture

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