Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes
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I had a threesome last night.

Two people didn’t show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

Guinness

in Dirty Jokes
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My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records but now I’m permanently banned from the library.

Headmasters Office

in General Jokes
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Got called into the headmasters office today to explain my views on lesbians after insulting a classmate. Apparently, “in HD” wasn’t the correct answer.

Dad

in Relationship Jokes
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Like my dad always used to say.

“I’m not your dad”

Dumped

in Racist Jokes
+5 -15

My girlfriend dumped me saying that I can’t do the things that her black ex-boyfriend used to do.
So I’ve just sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet, hopefully that should impress her.

LOW BATTERY

in Relationship Jokes
+4 -9

I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’.

Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.