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Nov

Virus

By Dave

+15 -20

We’re lucky the Corona virus happened in 2020.
Imagine if this happened in 2003?
We’d be trapped in our houses for months playing f*cking snake on a Nokia 3310.

Nov

Tuna

By The Judge

in Animal Jokes

+4 -12

Why do people prefer eating tuna that have become friends with dolphins? Killing friendly tuna is heartbreaking, it should be the unfriendly ones who get killed.

Oct

Democracy

By DonaldT

in Political Jokes

+17 -15

Democracy: Where any two idiots can outvote a genius.

Oct

Ice-Cube

By Steveyb

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

+2 -24

Yo Mama is so stupid when she swallowed an ice-cube she went to the hospital to get it removed.

Oct

Daddy

By BillyG

in Dirty Jokes

+20 -20

My three-year-old son got into the bath with me last night.

“Why is your willy much longer and fatter than mine?”

“I don’t know, daddy,” he replied.

Oct

C.o.v.i.d

By Jessica

in General Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes

+21 -14

Q, How old is corona virus?

A, 19

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