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Feb

Threesome

By Coco

in Dirty Jokes

+12 -4

I had a threesome last night.

Two people didn’t show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

Feb

Guinness

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+11 -8

My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records but now I’m permanently banned from the library.

Feb

Headmasters Office

By SteveB

in General Jokes

+6 -4

Got called into the headmasters office today to explain my views on lesbians after insulting a classmate. Apparently, “in HD” wasn’t the correct answer.

Feb

Dad

By SteveA

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -5

Like my dad always used to say.

“I’m not your dad”

Feb

Dumped

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+5 -15

My girlfriend dumped me saying that I can’t do the things that her black ex-boyfriend used to do.
So I’ve just sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet, hopefully that should impress her.

Feb

LOW BATTERY

By dagers

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+4 -9

I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’.

Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.

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