Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in Sports Jokes
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Christano Ronaldo has just donated $10 million to a rape clinic in Los Angeles. At first they refused his money but he wouldn’t take ‘no’ as an answer and he insisted.


in Relationship Jokes
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I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.


in Surreal Jokes
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An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile walk into McDonalds and interrupt a half-naked man eating a burger. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, “We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of a hallucinogenic nature, Sir.”

Paki Shop

in Racist Jokes
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According to my wife the term “Paki Shop” is not PC anymore so I’ve decided to compromise and now call it the ‘Newsasians’.


in Dirty Jokes
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. The pictures on my computer are worth a long sentence.


in Relationship Jokes
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Q. What do subway and prostitution have in common?

A. They both get paid to do your wife’s job.