Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Valentines Poem Aggressive

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -21

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love me today
Or I Kill you.

Valentines Poem STD

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -14

Roses are red
violets are blue
I have an STD
Now so do you.

Internet Scams

in Animal Jokes
+7 -16

It’s incredible how many scams are on the internet these days but for only $19.99 I can send video about how to avoid them. Please email money to [email protected]

Diet

in General Jokes
+33 -8

Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house, it was delicious.

Shakespeare Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+24 -15

In order to attract women I like to use this quote from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82.
“Hello”

Blind

in Disabled Jokes
+26 -36

A blind man walks into a bar.