Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Times A Year

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -22

The average person has sex 85 times a year.

Looks like this is going to be one hell of a week.


in General Jokes
+17 -12

I really hate my next door neighbour so I’ve decided to rename my WiFi to ‘Steve-at-no.6-is-a-cunt’


in Relationship Jokes
+21 -19

Q: What did Jay-Z call Beyonce when they got engaged
A: Fiance


in Dirty Jokes
+18 -28

What’s big and tastes like penis?

My secretary’s Christmas bonus.

Christmas Pick up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -24

Can I take a photo with you because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.


in Political Jokes
+10 -19

Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and he will bore you for hours talking about fishing and he will keep posting photos of himself with fish on Facebook.