Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Religious Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+9 -19

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Job Interview

in Animal Jokes
+15 -9

Just had the following conversation in a job interview.

Interviewer: So why do you want this job?
Me: Well, I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.

Jeremy Kyle

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -14

My girlfriend said she wanted to watch Jeremy Kyle live in person so I shagged her sister and got her pregnant.

Chinese

in Political Jokes
+13 -15

The following conversation took place in the palace of the supreme leader of North Korea.

Kim Jong Un: Nuke the Chinese.
Adviser: No problem your excellency, missiles will be launched in 3 minutes.
Kim Jong Un: I was talking about microwaving some food you idiot.

Roller-Coaster

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -17

Went on a roller-coaster yesterday and the woman next to me couldn’t stop screaming.
Seriously… It was like she’d never seen a penis before.

The Bible

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
+13 -20

I used to think that the bible was true until I read the story about a Jew giving away free fish and bread.