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Last Night

By Dave

+13 -17

Last night my wife came up to me wearing sexy lingerie and told me I can do anything I want so I decided to tie her up and go to the bar for a few drinks.

Jul

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By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+7 -23

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Don’t you just hate it when the ctrl key on your keyboard breaks.

Jul

Farmer Pick-Up Line

By Dave

in Pick Up Lines

+9 -21

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

Jul

ugly

By caidan

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: yo mama

+10 -16

Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry!

Jul

Toll Road

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

+10 -19

Met my wife working at a toll road. She really raised the bar.

Jul

Chinese Guy

By Sav

in Racist Jokes

+22 -4

The following conversation took place in a bar between me and a Chinese man.

Me: Do you know martial arts like Kung fu, ju-jitsu or karate?
Chinese man: Why the fuk you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinese?
Me: No… It’s because you’re drinking my f*cking beer!!

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