Just decided to start my own company promoting social justice. All my employees are going to be female. This is better because it promotes equality in society. Also I can pay them lower wages than men and they have nice tits.
The following conversation took place at a supermarket.
Man: Hi, I’ve lost my wife, can you talk to me for a few minutes?
Sexy Woman: Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to beautiful women my wife appears out of nowhere.