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Dec

Times A Year

By Rob

in Dirty Jokes

+16 -22

The average person has sex 85 times a year.

Looks like this is going to be one hell of a week.

Dec

Wifi

By Bentoq

in General Jokes

+17 -12

I really hate my next door neighbour so I’ve decided to rename my WiFi to ‘Steve-at-no.6-is-a-cunt’

Dec

Engagement

By Lisa

in Relationship Jokes

+21 -19

Q: What did Jay-Z call Beyonce when they got engaged
A: Fiance

Dec

Big

By Stevo

in Dirty Jokes

+18 -28

What’s big and tastes like penis?

My secretary’s Christmas bonus.

Dec

Christmas Pick up Line

By Dave

in Pick Up Lines

+23 -24

Can I take a photo with you because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Dec

Fish

By Stevo

in Political Jokes

+10 -19

Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and he will bore you for hours talking about fishing and he will keep posting photos of himself with fish on Facebook.

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