Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Raisins Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -10

Me: Do you like raisins?
Girl: No.
Me: Well how about a date?

Adopted

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -8

For me the hardest part of telling my son he was adopted was learning Chinese.

Beautiful

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -15

Every woman is beautiful… it’s just a matter of how much alcohol you need to see it!

200 Million

in Dirty Jokes
+4 -20

I killed 200 million people last night and feeling quite guilty. That’s the last time I read dirty magazine in bed.