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Apr

Forgot

By Dannw

+20 -9

Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered

Apr

International Women’s Day

By DonaldT

in Political Jokes

+6 -13

Happy International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held last month but it had to get rescheduled because the women took too long to get ready.

Apr

McDonalds Pick UP Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+5 -21

Is your body from McDonalds?

…… Because you’re fat.

Apr

Confidence

By Bubba

in Relationship Jokes

+8 -9

Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because, without that, what’s left to destroy?

Apr

Strippers

By Pete2

in General Jokes

+8 -17

If strippers are ‘exotic dancers’ then does that mean drug dealers are really ‘exotic pharmacists’?

Apr

Cop

By Dannw

in General Jokes

+10 -9

Just had the following conversation after getting pulled over by a cop.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: I was just keeping up with the traffic.
Cop: There is no traffic!
Me: I know, that’s how far behind I am.

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Forgot

International Women’s Day

McDonalds Pick UP Line

Confidence

Strippers

Cop

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