Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Hot Weather

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -18

I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbour’s kids do is scream. I’m seriously considering giving them back.

Chinese Man

in Racist Jokes
+9 -25

A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.

Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.

Shark

in Animal Jokes
+25 -20

Saw a man earlier today at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. It made me laugh, there’s no way he was ever gonna convince a shark to help him.

Asshole Pick-Up Line (100% Success Rate)

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -15

God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.

Phobia

in Racist Jokes
+13 -56

Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense

Sofa Bed DIY Tips

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -22

Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.