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Nov

Fat Girl Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan

+17 -37

(In a busy nightclub or bar)

Man: Hey, fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?
Fat Woman: Oh yes, I’d love to.
Man: Thanks, you’re making me and the boys feel sick.

Nov

A little boy

By Hoah

in Dirty Jokes

+16 -44

Kid: *Cough*
Mom: Whats wrong sweetie
Kid: nothing its just that I ate a banana
Mom: But we have no banana’s
Kid: It daddy’s banana

Nov

Accident

By Vic14

in General Jokes

+27 -21

My best friend who sells drugs was involved in an accident the other day and he now only has one hand.

He’s slowly dealing with it.

Nov

Gingers

By Steve Stewart

in Racist Jokes

+11 -40

Q. Why don’t gingers like music?

A. Because they have no soul.

Nov

Jew Pick Up Line

By DavidS

in Pick Up Lines

Tags: Jew Jokes

+14 -47

Hi I’m a Jew. Would you like to buy me a drink?

Nov

Sons Girlfriend

By Tom

in Dirty Jokes

+12 -29

My son walked in today with his new girlfriend.

“This is Sarah,” he burst out.

“I’ve heard a lot about you,” I smiled.

“Really? All good I hope,” she smirked.

“Oh yes, he’s a lucky boy,” I replied. “It was a year before his mother let me do her in the ass.”

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