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Jul

Birds

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+13 -12

Q. Why do birds always sing in the morning?
A. Because they don’t have to go to f*cking work!!

Jul

Rescue Cat

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+13 -9

Rescue cats are rubbish. My grandma fell down the stairs the other day and the cat did f*ck all.

Jul

Cheat Day

By Steve2

in Relationship Jokes

+15 -14

Me and my girlfriend recently started dieting together and we both agreed to having a ‘cheat day’. After a couple of weeks she started getting really angry with me.

Turns out I totally misunderstood and while she was eating pizza I was eating pussy.

Jul

Irish Schools

By Allan

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+8 -17

The Irish government has recently announced that they are going to save money on lollipop men and women by moving schools to the other side of the road.

Jul

Mum

By Franky

in Dirty Jokes

+9 -24

My mum walked in on me masterbating the other day. I told her “mum, stop masterbating!!”

Jul

Money Saving Tips

By Allen

in General Jokes

+6 -14

Don’t waste money on an electric toothbrush. Simply sellotape a manual toothbrush to your iPhone and set it to vibrate, then get your mum to call you every time you need to brush your teeth.

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