Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -9

When my girlfriend is on her period she always ovary-acts.

Fun Fact

in Surreal Jokes
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Fun fact. If humans held hands around the equator of the earth most of them would drown.

Heart Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -10

Hi… Don’t worry… I’m not staring at your boobs… I’m staring at your heart.

Library

in Political Jokes
+18 -9

Heard on the news this morning that Donald Trump’s library caught fire last night. Apparently over 2,000 coloring books were destroyed.

Boyonce

in General Jokes
+7 -15

Just been looking at Beyonce tickets and they’re $1300 each, wtf. For that price she better jump in the crowd and suck my d*ck.

Wedding Video

in Animal Jokes
+10 -8

Just watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where she takes off the ring, walks back down the isle and drives away