Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in Relationship Jokes
+10 -10

According to my sister my niece really likes frozen things so I’m going to get her some frozen beefburgers for her birthday.

Fat Americans

in General Jokes
+14 -32

Q. Why are most Americans fat?
A. Because all the thin people get eaten by the fat ones.

Never Satisfied

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -13

My wife is never satisfied. She wanted me to build a bathroom next to our bedroom but I just got us some plastic bedsheets instead.

Fat Mama Bath

in Yo Mama Jokes
+14 -23

Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t have a bath she has a car wash.

Hot Dogs

in General Jokes
+10 -25

Why do they call hot dogs, hot dogs? Shouldn’t they be called, hot hogs?