Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Forgot

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -9

Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered

International Women’s Day

in Political Jokes
+6 -13

Happy International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held last month but it had to get rescheduled because the women took too long to get ready.

McDonalds Pick UP Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -21

Is your body from McDonalds?

…… Because you’re fat.

Confidence

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -9

Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because, without that, what’s left to destroy?

Strippers

in General Jokes
+8 -17

If strippers are ‘exotic dancers’ then does that mean drug dealers are really ‘exotic pharmacists’?

Cop

in General Jokes
+10 -9

Just had the following conversation after getting pulled over by a cop.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: I was just keeping up with the traffic.
Cop: There is no traffic!
Me: I know, that’s how far behind I am.