Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Blood Pressure

in General Jokes
+4 -18

My doctor told me I had high blood pressure this morning… I took it with a pinch of salt.

Tesco Burgers

in Sports Jokes
+10 -17

Tesco Value Burgers – Low in fat high in Shergar.

What do you put on your burgers? A fiver each way.

Dating

in General Jokes
+20 -16

What do dating and driving have in common?
They both involve being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Dog ball

in Dirty Jokes
+41 -22

Two homosexuals walking by the beach see a dog lick his own balls. The following conversation takes place.
Man 1: “I’d like to be able do that!”
Man 2: “Me too …. but I’m scared he might bite!”

Ungrateful Son

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -15

I can’t believe how ungrateful my 4 year old son is. I took him out for a ride on his sledge this morning but after 10 minutes I looked back and saw he was missing. It was lucky I had to stop for petrol otherwise I may not have noticed and it would have taken ages to drive back and find him.