Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Book joke

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -10

A large book fell on my head today.

I’ve only got mySHELF to blame

Night Club

in Dirty Jokes
+9 -20

Last night a girl came up to me at a night club and said “show me show your nuts” so I sang the theme tune to ‘The Chipmunks’ and hopped on one leg.

Kids

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -9

You know you’re getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.

Jigsaw

in Disabled Jokes
+43 -25

Just recently finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 5 months, the box said 2-4 years.

Speed Bumps

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -8

My psychiatrist says I have a fear of speed bumps but now I’m slowly beginning to get over it.