Without nipples bubbies are pointless.
If you download mp3s while on holiday in Jamaica, does that make you a ‘Pirate of the Caribbean’?
My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.
How do blind people know when they’re done wiping there ass?
What do women and glasses have in common? You usually have to spend about $100 to get them on your face.
If you condense the history of the Earth into one day.
0:00 ——————->Earth and solar system is formed.
6:00 ——————->First life appears
22:35 ——————>First dinosaurs appear
22:45 ——————>First mammals appear
23:20 ——————>Dinosaurs extinct
23:59 & 58 secs—->First modern humans appear
23:59 & 59.96 secs>Jesus is born
0:00 ——————–>Finally get to see a Justin Bieber concert
★★★ Simon ★★★
Congratulations to Simon for winning joke of the month with the funny joke, Nipples!