Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

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in General Jokes
+23 -22

Someone really close to me died yesterday. Luckily the train wasn’t very busy so I just moved seats.

Survey Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -20

Hi I’m doing a survey, can i have your name and phone number?

Three Kings

in General Jokes
+20 -12

Teacher: Name three Kings of England who greatly transformed the country and made it a better place to live.

Student: Drin-king, smo-king and fu-king.

Hospital

in Yo Mama Jokes
+18 -17

Yo mama is so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Last Word

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -14

When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.

Inner Child

in General Jokes
+7 -24

Q. How do you find your inner child?
A. Coat hanger.