Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Covid 19 Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+9 -29

I think I might have just died from Covid 19 because you look like an angel.

Corona Shortages

in Animal Jokes
+11 -20

Short of toilet paper? Take your sh*ts in the shower then stomp those brown nuggets down the drain.

Facial Hair

in General Jokes
+25 -10

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.

Gayz

in Dirty Jokes
+8 -9

Did you hear about the homosexual magician
He disappeared with a poof

Advice

in General Jokes
+20 -11

Worst advice I ever got as a kid was “Eat all your food so you grow big and strong”.
After years of over-eating I’m now a fat cunt.

Survived

in Political Jokes
+20 -11

Shit I’ve survived:

Mad Cow Disease ✓
HIV Aids ✓
Sars ✓
Bird Flu ✓
Swine Flu ✓
Ebola ✓
Coronavirus (pending)