Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Love

in Political Jokes
+2 -5

If loves is the only thing that can conquer hate then why doesn’t the army have dildos instead of guns?

Birthdays

in Political Jokes
+9 -3

Scientists have recently discovered that having birthdays is good for your health. The more birthdays you have the longer you live.

Masks

in Dirty Jokes
+3 -14

Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.

Sex Tape

in Dirty Jokes
+5 -6

My next door neighbours made a sex tape last night. They don’t know that yet.

Jesus

in Religious Jokes
+3 -9

Q. How does Jesus make beer?

A. He brews it

Santa

in Dirty Jokes
+3 -6

What does santa have between his legs?

Ho-Ho-Hoes!