Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

shock absorbers

in Yo Mama Jokes
+10 -12

Yo mama is so fat she’s got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.


in General Jokes
+7 -4

I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.


in Dirty Jokes
+7 -13

The following conversation took place between a 10 yr old boy and his dad.

Boy: I’ve had sex with my teacher today!
Dad: Way to go son, I’m gonna get you that bike you wanted!
Boy: No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will really hurt my ass.


in Dirty Jokes
+13 -5

When 3 people have sex, it’s a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it’s a twosome.
Now I understand why they call me handsome.

Irish Coffee

in General Jokes
+4 -12

Q. What’s the difference between an Irish Coffee and a normal coffee?
A. Irish Coffee also includes a free potato.


in Relationship Jokes
+5 -5

Q. How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb.
A. None because they never get the house.