Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in General Jokes
+7 -19

Just had the strangest experience. The lady walking ahead of me sped up, so I did, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.

Bounty Hunter

in Racist Jokes
+6 -21

I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

Brown And Sticky

in Dirty Jokes
+7 -25

What’s brown and sticky?

Low Battery

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -26

I saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’. Whenever she calls and I’m not around, the missus takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.


in Relationship Jokes
+10 -20

I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.

I won shitloads of money and moved to Spain.