Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Sex Tape

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -14

Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she got really angry when I started to hold auditions for her part.

Old Clothes

in Political Jokes
+9 -12

Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.

Wast of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Genetic Defect

in Political Jokes
+8 -14

Just found out that due to a genetic defect I can’t drive and I have a lack of spatial awareness. I also can’t think logically and I get terrible mood swings.

On the plus side I can have kids, I’m great in the kitchen and I’ve got a cracking set of tits.


in General Jokes
+18 -8

Just been fired from my new job at the bank.

An old lady asked me to check her balance so I jumped on her back.


in Relationship Jokes
+10 -9

Putting a pin through all of my best friends condoms seemed like a funny idea at the time.
Backfired though after I found out my wife is now pregnant.


in General Jokes
+4 -8

I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.