Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Inner Self

in Dirty Jokes
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Been getting in touch with my inner self recently.

Couldn’t find any toilet paper at my local supermarket.

Fat Lass

in Dirty Jokes
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I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night. “My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.

Bicycle Pickup

in Pick Up Lines
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Do you believe in reincarnation?? When I come back I want to be reincarnated as your bicycle seat.

Argument

in Animal Jokes
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If two vegans have an argument is it still called a beef… or is it a quornfrontation?

Jogging

in General Jokes
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I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning.

I said, “It’s a bit late for you Michelle, isn’t it?”

“I couldn’t sleep,” she replied.

“That’s not what I meant, you fat cow.”

Accused

in Dirty Jokes
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Someone at work accused me of being gay today.
The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.