Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Running

in General Jokes
+7 -19

Just had the strangest experience. The lady walking ahead of me sped up, so I did, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.

Bounty Hunter

in Racist Jokes
+6 -21

I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

Brown And Sticky

in Dirty Jokes
+7 -25

What’s brown and sticky?
Anal

Low Battery

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -26

I saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’. Whenever she calls and I’m not around, the missus takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.

Gambling

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -20

I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.

I won shitloads of money and moved to Spain.