Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Lamb Chops

in Animal Jokes
+3 -14

My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops.

They’re minted.

Charades

in General Jokes
+3 -13

Was playing charades last night and my uncle suffered a stroke! Unfortunately it took quite a while to phone an ambulance because we were all shouting “Sylvester Stallone! Sylvester Stallone!”

Curry

in Dirty Jokes
+5 -16

What’s the difference between a candle and a curry?

A candle only burns at one end.

Burger King

in General Jokes
+1 -16

If I was a teacher I would staple burger king application forms to failed exam tests.

A Boy

in Dirty Jokes
+10 -19

Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”

That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.

Alcoholic

in General Jokes
+20 -13

I heard if you drink every day that means your an alcoholic so I now only drink at night.