Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Night Owl

in Animal Jokes
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Just discovered I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Centipede

in Animal Jokes
+2 -7

I’ve been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It’s on its last legs now.

Bank Loan

in Political Jokes
+7 -6

If you get a bank loan you pay for it for 30 years.
If you rob a bank you get out after 10 years.
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Communism

in Political Jokes
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Some people love communism but personally I think it raises a lot of red flags.

Drunk

in General Jokes
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There’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk. Up