Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

iPad

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -18

I said to my girlfriend, “Please get me a newspaper.”
“Don’t be silly,” she replied, “you can borrow my iPad.”

That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.

Cyrus Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+3 -19

On a scale of Cyrus to Jewish, how tight are you?

Apple Crumble

in Political Jokes
+12 -32

Q. How do you make apple crumble?

A. Release photos of children being beaten inside Chinese iPhone factories.

Bubble Wrap

in General Jokes
+25 -14

“Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss.
“Just pop it in the corner,” he said.

After 3 hours of popping I’ve now been fired :(!

Sex Film

in Relationship Jokes
+22 -20

Me and my wife decided to make our own sex film
She was really angry when she discovered I was holding auditions for her part.

Senses

in Political Jokes
+17 -12

If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.