Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in Dirty Jokes
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Just discovered that I’m buy-sexual.
I can’t get any sex unless I buy it.

Tennis Player

in Sports Jokes
+10 -13

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

So good at sleeping

in General Jokes
+14 -21

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.


in Racist Jokes
+16 -17

Someone called me racist the other day. I can’t be racist, my wife has a black eye.


in Political Jokes
+18 -21

How are we supposed to social distance in a restaurant?
Is the waitress supposed to Frisbee the plates to the customers?

Ugly and Poor

in Dirty Jokes
+14 -18

What do you call a guy whose ugly and poor but gets laid without paying for it?

A rapist.