Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Dictionary

in General Jokes
+2 -3

What a sh*t day I’m having. Just picked up my dictionary to find that most of the pages have been ripped out.

It just goes from bad to worse!!

Best Part

in Dirty Jokes
+4 -3

The best part about getting a blow job is my girlfriend not being able to speak.

Frozen

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -10

According to my sister my niece really likes frozen things so I’m going to get her some frozen beefburgers for her birthday.

Fat Americans

in General Jokes
+11 -32

Q. Why are most Americans fat?
A. Because all the thin people get eaten by the fat ones.

Never Satisfied

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -13

My wife is never satisfied. She wanted me to build a bathroom next to our bedroom but I just got us some plastic bedsheets instead.