Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Treasure

in Relationship Jokes
+29 -15

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.

But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁

Reading People

in Racist Jokes
+17 -24

After becoming a policeman I’ve become great at reading faces. When people’s faces are red it means they’re embarrassed. When their faces are brown it means they’re about to commit a crime.

The belt

in General Jokes
+27 -22

Once I made a belt out of clocks…

It was a waist of time

Dyslexics

in Disabled Jokes
+14 -27

Bad news for dyslexics tonight.

Your cocks go black.

Halloween

in General Jokes
+20 -29

I love Halloween. It’s the one time of year where all the dust, bloodstains and cobwebs around my house stop being disgusting and become decorations.

Greeks

in Racist Jokes
+23 -18

Why don’t Greeks get much sleep?

Their pillars are too hard