Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Don’t cry

in Animal Jokes
+15 -17

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a joke

Hardest Thing

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -16

Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A. Trying to fit in.

Restaurant

in General Jokes
+11 -18

Just had the following conversation after going to a restaurant.

Me: Hi I’m vegan, what can I get?
Waiter: Fucked!

Weightwatchers

in General Jokes
+13 -17

Just won the £500 1st prize at my local weightwatchers weigh-in this week for loosing the most weight after successfully hiding 10kg of lead fishing weights in my pockets last week.

Black Eggs

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+13 -15

Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?

Just Google “big black cocks”.