Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Midnight

in General Jokes
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Do you know if you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it’s the same shit different day ?

Last Words

in Relationship Jokes
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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…
“Are you sure it’s safe to store 1 tonne of fireworks in the kitchen? “

Angry

in Racist Jokes
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How do you make an Indian angry?
Press the red button in the middle of their forehead.

Drug Addiction

in General Jokes
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I enjoy smoking a lot of drugs like marijuana and cigarettes and drinking alcohol but cocaine is where I draw the line.

Day

in General Jokes
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Why does a day have 24 hours?
Because this is the point scientists get bored of counting and they called it a day.