ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
While your girlfriend is asleep stick a nicotine patch on her arm and then take it off before she wakes up.
That way if you ever break up she’ll get withdrawal symptoms, think she’s in love and want you back.
Someone crashed my car earlier today. I found a note on the windshield that said:
“Sorry, I reversed into your car. Loads of people saw me do it so I decided to leave you this note. They think I’m leaving you my name and address but I’m not. Good luck with the repairs.”
Q. What is four inches and keeps a woman in bed all day?
Q. What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A. Lean beef
Did you fall from heaven????
Because your face is pretty messed up!!
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