Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Beard Growing

in Racist Jokes
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Had a beard growing competition over the weekend with one of my Indian friends from work.
She won.

Divorce

in Relationship Jokes
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I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.

Orphans

in General Jokes
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Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?

Irony

in General Jokes
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My friend told me that I just don’t understand irony.

Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.

Smell

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -10

The following conversation took place between me and my wife

Me: What’s that smell?
Wife: I can’t smell anything.
Me: Neither can I, get that f*cking cooker on.

Orphanage pick up line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -17

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.