Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Muslim Elvis Presley

in Racist Jokes
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We have a Muslim guy impressionist at our local show who impersonates Elvis Presley. His name is Amal Shukup!

Orders

in General Jokes
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I don’t mind being bossed around as long as the person ordering me about doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.

Santa Claus

in Political Jokes
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Before you mock children who believe in Santa remember there are still adults who believe the mainstream media.

Chap Stick

in Relationship Jokes
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Accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick. She’s still not talking to me.

Censorship

in Political Jokes
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At the rate we’re going people are gonna start banning shampoo so bald people don’t get offended.