Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Annoying Conversation

in General Jokes
+15 -17

“Can you tie a good knot”?

“I cannot.”

“So you can knot?”

“No, I cannot knot!”

“Not knot?”

“Who’s there?”

“Fuck off!”

Black People

in Racist Jokes
+8 -37

Q. Why do black people have flat noses?
A. So they dont drown when drinking out of puddles.

Little Kid

in General Jokes
+11 -15

Just seen 2 men beating up a little kid so I decided to step in and help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 3 of us.

Florists

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -17

Decided that I am going to buy my girlfriend flowers every day in February. The girl who works in the florists is really hot.

Moon

in Racist Jokes
+14 -25

What do you call a black person on the moon??
An astronaut you racist bastard!!

Curry

in Animal Jokes
+16 -17

My kids cried when I put ginger in their curry tonight. They loved that little kitten.