Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Lying

in Relationship Jokes
+20 -31

Just broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her lying. She was lying under another man.

Pot Smokers

in General Jokes
+7 -23

Some people say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I’m a multitasking pot smoker. Just the other day I was walking down the street, smoking, talking on my cellphone and getting hit by a car all at the same time.

Sex Change

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -21

Tried to give myself a sex change earlier today but I couldn’t quite pull it off.

Drinking

in General Jokes
+10 -23

I’ve decided that from now on I’m going to stop drinking. Fed up of waking up in my car doing 90mph.

Imminent Death

in Surreal Jokes
+11 -25

We only have 2 minutes left before we die… but every time you breath it resets the clock.

Allah PickUp Line

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -26

Go up to a girl, hug her then say

“WE’LL BE WITH ALLAH SOON…….ALLAHU AKBAR!”