Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

ʎɐqǝ

in General Jokes
+10 -7

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Great Relationship Tip

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -6

While your girlfriend is asleep stick a nicotine patch on her arm and then take it off before she wakes up.

That way if you ever break up she’ll get withdrawal symptoms, think she’s in love and want you back.

Crashed

in General Jokes
+7 -15

Someone crashed my car earlier today. I found a note on the windshield that said:

“Sorry, I reversed into your car. Loads of people saw me do it so I decided to leave you this note. They think I’m leaving you my name and address but I’m not. Good luck with the repairs.”

Four Inches

in Dirty Jokes
+9 -12

Q. What is four inches and keeps a woman in bed all day?
A. Snow

Cow

in Animal Jokes
+7 -12

Q. What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A. Lean beef

Heaven Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+12 -12

Did you fall from heaven????

Because your face is pretty messed up!!