Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Rice Crispies

in Religious Jokes
+10 -23

Q. What’s the difference between God and Rice Crispies?
A. God is infinitely old but the holy trinity of Snap, Crackle and Pop was actually created in the 1930s.

Hindu

in Religious Jokes
+17 -31

Q. What’s a Hindu?
A. Lay eggs.

Fancy Dress

in Religious Jokes
+55 -70

Had a fancy dress party last night and got beaten up after sleeping with a ghost. At least I thought it was a ghost, turns out it was my Muslim next door neighbors wife.

God

in Dirty Jokes, Religious Jokes
+45 -61

Q. How can you tell that God is a man?
A. Because if he was a woman men would shit diamonds and sperm would taste like chocolate.

xmas decorations

in Religious Jokes
+12 -28

I accidently ate some Christmas decorations the other day and now I have a really sore throat. I went to the doctors and he said it looks like I have tinsel-itus.

Happy Arab

in Religious Jokes
+53 -69

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim