Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Heaven

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.

St. Peter: “What do you want? ”
Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “

TV Disabled

in Religious Jokes
+41 -23

A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, “I hope the porn channel is set to disabled”
The manager looks at him and replies, “NO, it’s REGULAR porn, you sick b*stard!”

Jehovahs Witness

in Religious Jokes
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Hypocrisy – When a Jehovahs Witness doesn’t celebrate Halloween because they don’t like random people knocking on their doors.

Virgin Chat-Up Line

in Chat Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+43 -33

I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.

Priest Castration

in Religious Jokes
+36 -29

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.