General Jokes – FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Sun, 22 Jun 2025 19:01:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.19 Outer Space? http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/outer-space Sat, 23 Dec 2023 23:43:03 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15469 Q: What has three balls and comes from outer space?
A: E.T. the extra testicle.

]]> Serial KIller pickup http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/serial-killer-pickup Sun, 21 Aug 2022 09:13:48 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15281 Read more]]> Picked up a hitch-hiker the other day, the guy said to me ” I’m glad you stopped, but you do know i could be a serial killer” i said, “what’s the chances of two serial killers in one car”

]]> Loans http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/loans Tue, 28 Jun 2022 07:43:45 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15100 Read more]]> I don’t understand why banks get so upset when you can’t repay a loan.

They already knew I had no money when I came to borrow the money.

]]> Morning Coffee http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/morning-coffee Mon, 09 May 2022 08:25:49 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15032 Read more]]> By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can replace 87% of the joy you have left in your life.

]]> Greggs http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/greggs Mon, 18 Apr 2022 21:10:50 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15020 Read more]]> I used to work for Greggs but I quit in the end. The place was full of fruitcakes.

]]> Millionaires Cake http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/millionaires-cake Thu, 17 Feb 2022 16:20:36 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14978 Read more]]> Went to a cafe today and asked for a millionaire’s brownie cake. He told me to fuck off.

]]> Brag http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/brag Fri, 31 Dec 2021 08:39:00 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14953 Read more]]> Not trying to brag but i have enough money to not work for the rest of the year.

]]> Kid http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/kid Fri, 31 Dec 2021 08:38:44 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14942 Read more]]> When I was a kid I could go to the shop with £1 and get crisps, chewing gums, ice-cream, and a fizzy drink. Nowadays they have CCTV everywhere.

]]> Orders http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/orders Thu, 16 Dec 2021 12:21:25 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14945 Read more]]> I don’t mind being bossed around as long as the person ordering me about doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.

]]> Alexa http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/alexa-2 Sun, 10 Oct 2021 08:45:05 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14916 Read more]]> Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.

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