Disabled Jokes – FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Sun, 22 Jun 2025 19:01:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.19 Dyslexic Hallooween http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/dyslexic-hallooween Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:42:29 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14932 Read more]]> Q. Why do dyslexic kids get fish on Halloween?

A. Because they go trick or trouting.

]]> Water Bed http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/water-bed Sun, 18 Jul 2021 12:36:05 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14865 Just got a water bed, my wife calls it the Dead Sea.

]]> Jaws http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/jaws Thu, 08 Jul 2021 19:11:34 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14857 Read more]]> If you watch the film Jaws backwards it’s actually a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

]]> Special http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/special-2 Sat, 03 Jul 2021 09:17:27 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14853 What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??
SpecialForces

]]> Symbol http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/symbol Tue, 06 Apr 2021 00:58:36 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14747 Read more]]> Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a person dragging their butt across the floor?

]]> Clocks http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/clocks Tue, 20 Oct 2020 00:49:47 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12178 Read more]]> Good news for terminal cancer patients… Clocks go back this weekend so that’s an extra hour.

]]> Spastics http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/spastics Sun, 26 Jan 2020 22:30:31 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13780 Q. What do you call 100 spastics in a swimming pool?
A. Vegetable soup

]]> Dyslexics http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/dyslexics Sun, 27 Oct 2019 08:00:26 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12185 Bad news for dyslexics tonight.

Your cocks go black.

]]> Lump http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/lump Fri, 13 Sep 2019 14:09:38 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13386 Read more]]> The other day my Nan found a lump in each of her breasts. Turns out it was just her knees.

]]> Disabled Parking http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/disabled-parking Sat, 06 Jul 2019 21:08:33 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13180 Read more]]> Got fined today for parking in a disabled parking spot. Apparently erectile dysfunction doesn’t count as a disability.

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