Dirty Jokes – FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Sun, 22 Jun 2025 19:01:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.19 Role-Play http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/role-play-3 Tue, 13 Jun 2023 11:45:47 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15457 Read more]]> Me and my boyfriend made love for 3 hours last night.
We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient.
He made me stay in the waiting room for 2 hours 56 minutes.

]]> KFC http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/kfc-3 Fri, 02 Dec 2022 12:10:06 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15384 Why does KFC have no toilet paper?

Cause its finger licking good.

]]> Jack and Jill http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/jack-and-jill Mon, 18 Apr 2022 21:23:42 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15006 Read more]]> Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could taste Jill’s candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cuz Jill’s real name was randy

]]> Get it Up http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/get-it-up Thu, 17 Feb 2022 16:21:49 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14958 Read more]]> Met a woman in a bar last night, took her back to mine and I couldn’t get it up.

She said “Don’t worry, it’s totally normal, used to happen to me all the time before the operation”.

]]> Hotel Staff http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/hotel-staff Tue, 15 Feb 2022 07:25:43 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14979 Shout out to the hotel maids who have to change bedsheets on February 15th.

]]> Exercise http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/exercise-2 Sat, 29 Jan 2022 23:11:09 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14968 Read more]]> If you want to look better naked in 2022 then you can waste a lot of time and money in the gym doing exercise or my preferred option is just drink lots of beer.

]]> Dirty Cat http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/dirty-cat Tue, 25 Jan 2022 23:24:20 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14967 Question: What do you call a cat who is a sexually depraved?

Answer A Purrvert

]]> Rape Adivce http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/rape-adivce Tue, 11 Jan 2022 20:35:23 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14959 Read more]]> Called a rape advice hotline the other day for some support but apparently it’s just for victims.

]]> New position http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/new-position Wed, 11 Aug 2021 08:24:30 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14881 Read more]]> Just discovered a new position called ‘9’. It’s just me laying there on my own. I have no sex life.

]]> White Stuff http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/white-stuff Sat, 03 Jul 2021 09:16:51 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14854 What’s 6 inches and leaves white stuff over your face?

A toothbrush.

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