Funny chat up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies.
How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.
Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.
Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your pussy.
Boy: Can you catch??
Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You remind me of Mondays… Nobody likes you and you make me feel tired.