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Animal Bed Chatup Line

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I’m an animal in bed. I like to be patted on the head and given food.

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Good Looking

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Wow, you’re so good looking I wish I’d taken a shower this morning.

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Surprise

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Is it still rape if you shout “SURPRISE” first?

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Homo Chat Up Line

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Walk up to someone at a bar and say. “Can I push in your stool?”

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Drink Chat-Up Line

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Man: “After seeing you tonight I don’t need to drink anymore!”
Woman: “Why?”
Man: “Because your beauty intoxicates me!”

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Intelligence Chat-up Line

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The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence which is why I decided to approach you because it seems like you don’t have any.

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