The Best Funny Chat Up Lines

Funny chat up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies.

Teddy Bear

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Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.

Monday joke

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You remind me of Mondays… Nobody likes you and you make me feel tired.

Catch

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Boy: Can you catch??
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.

Weatherman

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I’m not a weatherman but I think you can expect a few inches tonight.