The Best Funny Chat Up Lines

Funny chat up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies.

Teddy Bear

in Chat Up Lines


+37 -15

Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.

Catch

in Chat Up Lines


+31 -19

Boy: Can you catch??
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.