The Best Funny Chat Up Lines

Funny chat up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies.

Teddy Bear

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Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.

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Monday joke

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You remind me of Mondays… Nobody likes you and you make me feel tired.

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Catch

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Boy: Can you catch??
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.

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Best chat up line

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Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?

A. I don’t know

R. Neither do I but it broke the ice

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Squirrel

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If you was a tree and I was a Squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole

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