Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Nice Poem

in Racist Jokes
+13 -37

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.

Yesterday

in General Jokes
+9 -33

Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. Today I had a drink in a bar with a Jew and an Irish man.

Looks like my life has become one big joke.

Magician

in General Jokes
+6 -34

Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic?
A. Ian

BodyBuilder

in Racist Jokes
+6 -35

Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star?
His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.

Knock Knock

in Religious Jokes
+4 -34

Knock Knock.

Who’s there??

It’s me your local Jehovah’s Witness coming to tell you about Christ.

Pinocchio

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -38

My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.