Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.
Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. Today I had a drink in a bar with a Jew and an Irish man.
Looks like my life has become one big joke.
Q. What do you call a magician who is crap at magic?
Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star?
His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.
It’s me your local Jehovah’s Witness coming to tell you about Christ.
My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.