Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Homophobia

in Dirty Jokes
+32 -16

The fear of people to your right is dextrophobia.
The fear of having people to your left is anthropophobia.
And the fear of having people behind you is homophobia.

Shark

in Animal Jokes
+47 -31

Saw a man earlier today at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. It made me laugh, there’s no way he was ever gonna convince a shark to help him.

Lump

in Disabled Jokes
+42 -26

The other day my Nan found a lump in each of her breasts. Turns out it was just her knees.

Parents

in Relationship Jokes
+33 -18

I told my parents today:  “Mum, Dad… I’ve decided to live on my own from now on.”  “Okay, cool,” they replied. “Your luggage is outside,” I added.

Survived

in Political Jokes
+33 -19

Shit I’ve survived:

Mad Cow Disease ✓
HIV Aids ✓
Sars ✓
Bird Flu ✓
Swine Flu ✓
Ebola ✓
Coronavirus (pending)

Dog

in Animal Jokes
+44 -30

My dog minton has eaten all the shuttlecocks.

Badminton