Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.


in Dirty Jokes
+32 -16

The fear of people to your right is dextrophobia.
The fear of having people to your left is anthropophobia.
And the fear of having people behind you is homophobia.


in Animal Jokes
+47 -31

Saw a man earlier today at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. It made me laugh, there’s no way he was ever gonna convince a shark to help him.


in Disabled Jokes
+42 -26

The other day my Nan found a lump in each of her breasts. Turns out it was just her knees.


in Relationship Jokes
+33 -18

I told my parents today:  “Mum, Dad… I’ve decided to live on my own from now on.”  “Okay, cool,” they replied. “Your luggage is outside,” I added.


in Political Jokes
+33 -19

Shit I’ve survived:

Mad Cow Disease ✓
HIV Aids ✓
Sars ✓
Bird Flu ✓
Swine Flu ✓
Ebola ✓
Coronavirus (pending)


in Animal Jokes
+44 -30

My dog minton has eaten all the shuttlecocks.