British people having sex be like:
Hmm yes splended, ahh indeed. Scrumptious carry on, good heavens one is arriving.
Can someone wake the guy up from Geenday please?
Mom: Whats wrong sweetie
Kid: nothing its just that I ate a banana
Mom: But we have no banana’s
Kid: It daddy’s banana
Q. Why don’t gingers like music?
A. Because they have no soul.
Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense