Q. Why don’t gingers like music?
A. Because they have no soul.
Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense
Q. Why do black people have flat noses?
A. So they dont drown when drinking out of puddles.
British people having sex be like:
Hmm yes splended, ahh indeed. Scrumptious carry on, good heavens one is arriving.
Q: How do you know if a black girl is pregnant?
A: When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is picked