Q. Why don’t gingers like music?
A. Because they have no soul.
Mom: Whats wrong sweetie
Kid: nothing its just that I ate a banana
Mom: But we have no banana’s
Kid: It daddy’s banana
Q. Why do black people have flat noses?
A. So they dont drown when drinking out of puddles.
British people having sex be like:
Hmm yes splended, ahh indeed. Scrumptious carry on, good heavens one is arriving.
Q: How do you know if a black girl is pregnant?
A: When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is picked