Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Fact!

in General Jokes
+46 -22

People who say they’ve lost their voice are lying.

Googled

in Dirty Jokes
+35 -11

Just Googled “Gary Oldman” and some pretty disturbing images came up…
Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.

Headmaster

in General Jokes
+30 -7

The following conversation took place between a mother and her son after school.

Mum: Your headmaster told me you used the C word in class today. That wasn’t clever was it?

Son: No, it was cunt!

Shopping

in Relationship Jokes
+34 -11

Just had the following argument with the wife while out shopping:

Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Me: Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say?
Wife: Yes, sure.
Me: I f*cked your sister.

Beard Growing

in Racist Jokes
+42 -21

Had a beard growing competition over the weekend with one of my Indian friends from work.
She won.

Role Reversal

in Relationship Jokes
+29 -8

My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.