Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Stages of Life

in General Jokes
+40 -13

There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

White

in Racist Jokes
+52 -26

What is white and covers the streets first thing in the morning? Employed people.

Health Check

in General Jokes
+32 -6

Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check.

Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty
Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers?
Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.

94%

in Surreal Jokes
+39 -14

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

Shopping

in Relationship Jokes
+36 -11

Just had the following argument with the wife while out shopping:

Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Me: Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say?
Wife: Yes, sure.
Me: I f*cked your sister.

One in Four

in Dirty Jokes
+38 -14

They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it’s Michael – he’s super cute.