Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Pie Charts

in General Jokes
+34 -10

Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?

The World

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
+46 -23

When God created the world he made everyone different but he became tired when he got to the Chinese.

Bra

in Dirty Jokes
+40 -18

I took a girl home the other night and while things were heating up I was hopelessly fumbling around trying to unclip her bra.

“Is this your first time?” She asked.
“No, you’re just the first one with with tits.”

Treasure

in Relationship Jokes
+51 -30

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.

But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁

Tourette’s

in Racist Jokes
+36 -16

My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now.  I always wondered what kept them together.

Then I saw the swear jar.

Cop

in General Jokes
+32 -12

Just had the following conversation after getting pulled over by a cop.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: I was just keeping up with the traffic.
Cop: There is no traffic!
Me: I know, that’s how far behind I am.