Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes
+28 -7

When 3 people have sex, it’s a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it’s a twosome.
Now I understand why they call me handsome.

Dad

in Relationship Jokes
+33 -13

My dad never loved me as a child.
I can’t blame him really.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.

Cooking

in Relationship Jokes
+32 -12

Following conversation took place while wife was watching TV

Husband: Why you watching that cookery show, you’re sh*t at cooking?
Wife: Why do you watch porn, you’re sh*t at sex?

Friend App

in General Jokes
+32 -12

Just found an app that tells you if your friend is retarded.
It’s called Facebook.

Pulled over

in General Jokes
+32 -12

Just been pulled over by police and tasered after the following conversation…

Police: Turn around.
Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round.
Police: TURN AROUND!!
Me: BRIGHT EYES, Every now and then I fall apart. And you I need you now tonight, and I need you more than EV(**Tasering starts**)AHHHH!

Stages of Life

in General Jokes
+26 -7

There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.