Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -9

I had a threesome last night.

Two people didn’t show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

Treasure

in Relationship Jokes
+50 -26

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.

But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁

Pie Charts

in General Jokes
+33 -9

Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?

Headmaster

in General Jokes
+34 -10

The following conversation took place between a mother and her son after school.

Mum: Your headmaster told me you used the C word in class today. That wasn’t clever was it?

Son: No, it was cunt!

Ferrari

in Dirty Jokes
+44 -22

My sex life is like a Ferrari.

I don’t have a Ferrari.

Rang Me

in General Jokes
+25 -4

My friend rang me and asked, “What’re you doing at the moment?”

I said, “Probably failing my driving test.”