Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Facial Hair

in General Jokes
+43 -21

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.

Bra

in Dirty Jokes
+44 -23

I took a girl home the other night and while things were heating up I was hopelessly fumbling around trying to unclip her bra.

“Is this your first time?” She asked.
“No, you’re just the first one with with tits.”

Get Better Soon

in Relationship Jokes
+29 -8

I got my wife a get better soon card. She’s not ill or anything but she could definitely get better. 

Hand grenade

in General Jokes
+33 -13

Marriage is like a hand grenade, take off the ring and say goodbye to your house.

Doctor’s office

in General Jokes
+31 -11

I went to my doctor and he said he had some good news and some bad news. He said the good news was that he got my test results and I had two days to live. Then he said the bad news was that he has been trying to contact me for two days.

Lump

in Disabled Jokes
+45 -27

The other day my Nan found a lump in each of her breasts. Turns out it was just her knees.