My sex life is like a Ferrari.
I don’t have a Ferrari.
Why did the teacher shout at the Asian but not at me?
Because I’m White and he’s Wong
When God created the world he made everyone different but he became tired when he got to the Chinese.
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁
You gotta hand it to short people….
Mainly because they can’t reach.
I took a girl home the other night and while things were heating up I was hopelessly fumbling around trying to unclip her bra.
“Is this your first time?” She asked.
“No, you’re just the first one with with tits.”