Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Bank

in General Jokes
+49 -22

Just been fired from my new job at the bank.

An old lady asked me to check her balance so I jumped on her back.

Shopping

in Relationship Jokes
+28 -3

Just had the following argument with the wife while out shopping:

Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Me: Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say?
Wife: Yes, sure.
Me: I f*cked your sister.

Fact!

in General Jokes
+45 -22

People who say they’ve lost their voice are lying.

Ginger Son

in Racist Jokes
+49 -27

My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school.

So I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money.

Yo ugly mama

in Yo Mama Jokes
+33 -11

Yo mama is so ugly she celebrates Halloween everyday.

Stages of Life

in General Jokes
+33 -11

There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.