Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.


in Dirty Jokes
+65 -27

They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.

They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.

Weighing Scale

in General Jokes
+61 -30

Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:

“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.


in Dirty Jokes
+60 -29

My sex life is like a Ferrari.

I don’t have a Ferrari.


in Relationship Jokes
+60 -31

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.

But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁


in Animal Jokes
+46 -18

Recently found out I’m allergic to cats. That’s the last time I eat at a Chinese restaurant.

The World

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
+64 -37

When God created the world he made everyone different but he became tired when he got to the Chinese.