Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Duck Fart

in Animal Jokes
+61 -22

Q. How does a duck fart?

A. Through his arsequack.

Miniskirt

in Dirty Jokes
+48 -17

Just had the following conversation with my mum

Me: I’m going out!
Mum: You’re not leaving until you’ve changed that mini-skirt!!
Me: Why?
Mum: Because I can see your balls Richard.

Nipples

in General Jokes
+55 -25

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal?

German Plumber

in Racist Jokes
+51 -27

I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower.
He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply.
I guess old habits die hard.

Bank

in General Jokes
+39 -16

Just been fired from my new job at the bank.

An old lady asked me to check her balance so I jumped on her back.

Fact!

in General Jokes
+40 -17

People who say they’ve lost their voice are lying.