Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Homeless Girl

in General Jokes
+40 -11

I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes
+38 -10

When 3 people have sex, it’s a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it’s a twosome.
Now I understand why they call me handsome.

Valentines

in Relationship Jokes
+32 -6

My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a  few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .

Abortions

in Relationship Jokes
+27 -3

“Dad, how do you feel about abortions?”
“Well, why don’t you ask your sister?”
“But I don’t have a…”

Bank

in General Jokes
+42 -18

Just been fired from my new job at the bank.

An old lady asked me to check her balance so I jumped on her back.

German Plumber

in Racist Jokes
+61 -38

I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower.
He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply.
I guess old habits die hard.