Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Forgot

in Dirty Jokes
+75 -27

Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered

Abortions

in Relationship Jokes
+72 -30

“Dad, how do you feel about abortions?”
“Well, why don’t you ask your sister?”
“But I don’t have a…”

Googled

in Dirty Jokes
+63 -22

Just Googled “Gary Oldman” and some pretty disturbing images came up…
Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.

Dwarf Friend

in General Jokes
+67 -27

My dwarf friend committed suicide recently… He jumped off a curb.

Coffee

in General Jokes
+41 -9

Went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I drink coffee I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.

He advised me to take the spoon out of the cup.

Yo ugly mama

in Yo Mama Jokes
+58 -30

Yo mama is so ugly she celebrates Halloween everyday.