Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Fighting

in General Jokes
+40 -8

The following conversation happened after calling the police.

Police: What’s your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting over me.
Police: OK and what’s the problem?
Me: The fat one is winning!

Drinking

in Relationship Jokes
+49 -20

My favourite text message to send to the wife when I’m out drinking at the bar.

“I’ll be home in 5 minutes… If not… read this again!!”

Forgot

in Dirty Jokes
+47 -18

Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered

Yo ugly mama

in Yo Mama Jokes
+47 -19

Yo mama is so ugly she celebrates Halloween everyday.

Health Check

in General Jokes
+30 -5

Just had the following conversation with my doctor after getting a health check.

Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty
Me: What? You mean like bacon or burgers?
Doctor: No fatty!! Don’t eat anything.

Stages of Life

in General Jokes
+36 -12

There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.