Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Ferrari

in Dirty Jokes
+68 -31

My sex life is like a Ferrari.

I don’t have a Ferrari.

Racist Teacher

in Racist Jokes
+58 -25

Why did the teacher shout at the Asian but not at me?

Because I’m White and he’s Wong

The World

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
+75 -42

When God created the world he made everyone different but he became tired when he got to the Chinese.

Treasure

in Relationship Jokes
+63 -34

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.

But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁

Short People

in General Jokes
+36 -9

You gotta hand it to short people….

Mainly because they can’t reach.

Bra

in Dirty Jokes
+48 -25

I took a girl home the other night and while things were heating up I was hopelessly fumbling around trying to unclip her bra.

“Is this your first time?” She asked.
“No, you’re just the first one with with tits.”