Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Abortions

in Relationship Jokes
+63 -24

“Dad, how do you feel about abortions?”
“Well, why don’t you ask your sister?”
“But I don’t have a…”

Forgot

in Dirty Jokes
+60 -23

Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered

Googled

in Dirty Jokes
+51 -15

Just Googled “Gary Oldman” and some pretty disturbing images came up…
Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.

Dwarf Friend

in General Jokes
+44 -14

My dwarf friend committed suicide recently… He jumped off a curb.

Yo ugly mama

in Yo Mama Jokes
+52 -25

Yo mama is so ugly she celebrates Halloween everyday.

Stages of Life

in General Jokes
+39 -13

There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.