They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.
They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.
Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:
“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.
My sex life is like a Ferrari.
I don’t have a Ferrari.
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁
Recently found out I’m allergic to cats. That’s the last time I eat at a Chinese restaurant.
When God created the world he made everyone different but he became tired when he got to the Chinese.