Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

School Lesson

in General Jokes
+3 -3

The following conversation took place in a school lesson.

Teacher: So kids what jobs do your parents have?
Simon: My dad is a baker.
Teacher: Very good Simon, anyone else?
Johnny: My dad runs the local prison!!
Teacher: That’s great, is he a prison warden?
Johnny: No he’s just the hardest c*nt in there!!

Seat Belt

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -4

I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning.

As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, “You are an irresponsible father!”

I said, “Who the f*ck was that? Stop the car, son.”

Houses

in Racist Jokes
+6 -7

Q. What do you call a Pakistani stood between two houses?

A. Ali

Operation

in Political Jokes
+2 -4

Donald Trump went into hospital recently for a circumcision operation.
The doctor said “Sorry I can’t go through with this. It’s too dangerous because Donald is a total dick”.

Rave

in Racist Jokes
+4 -6

Q. How do you start a rave in Africa?

A. Glue toast to the ceiling.

Women

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -6

I’ve never had any luck with women. When I was a child my mum never breastfed me, she always had a headache.