Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Saved

in Dirty Jokes
+15 -33

Just saved a woman tonight from the shame of prostitution. I didn’t pay her.

Fat Girl Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -37

(In a busy nightclub or bar)

Man: Hey, fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?
Fat Woman: Oh yes, I’d love to.
Man: Thanks, you’re making me and the boys feel sick.

A little boy

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -44

Kid: *Cough*
Mom: Whats wrong sweetie
Kid: nothing its just that I ate a banana
Mom: But we have no banana’s
Kid: It daddy’s banana

Gingers

in Racist Jokes
+11 -40

Q. Why don’t gingers like music?

A.  Because they have no soul.