Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Raisins Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -10

Me: Do you like raisins?
Girl: No.
Me: Well how about a date?

Centipede

in Animal Jokes
+2 -7

I’ve been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It’s on its last legs now.

Night Owl

in Animal Jokes
+2 -9

Just discovered I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

New Film

in Racist Jokes
+3 -13

Have you heard about that new film showing the most dangerous criminals in America?
It’s called “50 shades of black”.