Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Smart

in Racist Jokes
+11 -15

Went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish c*nt came up to me and said “The ’70s called… They want their shirt back!” so I said, “The ’40s called… your shower’s ready.”

Wife Died

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -18

My wife died a few months ago. Ever since I’ve been a total mess… no sleep, weight loss, bloodshot eyes, unlaundered clothes… The other day my best friend told me “Steve, you’ve got to stop partying!”

Dolphins

in Animal Jokes
+9 -13

What is the world coming to? Heard on the radio today that scientists have discovered dolphins enjoy having sex. Scientists should stop shagging animals and treat them with more respect.

Humble

in General Jokes
+13 -17

When I die, I’d like the word ‘Humble’ to be written in diamonds on my 20ft statue made from solid gold.

Jogging

in Yo Mama Jokes
+15 -21

Yo mamas so fat when she goes jogging she makes potholes.

Ruined

in Dirty Jokes
+12 -24

Porn has ruined my life. I’m now too scared to order a pizza.