Just saved a woman tonight from the shame of prostitution. I didn’t pay her.
(In a busy nightclub or bar)
Man: Hey, fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?
Fat Woman: Oh yes, I’d love to.
Man: Thanks, you’re making me and the boys feel sick.
Mom: Whats wrong sweetie
Kid: nothing its just that I ate a banana
Mom: But we have no banana’s
Kid: It daddy’s banana
Q. Why don’t gingers like music?
A. Because they have no soul.