Short of toilet paper? Take your sh*ts in the shower then stomp those brown nuggets down the drain.
My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.
Lied to my boss about having Coronavirus so I could get time off work but now my workplace has arranged for me to have a medical examination. If anyone can infect me with the real virus within the next 24 hours that would be much appreciated.
I think I might have just died from Covid 19 because you look like an angel.
Q: How do you know if a black girl is pregnant?
A: When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is picked