Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?
Just Google “big black cocks”.
Just won the £500 1st prize at my local weightwatchers weigh-in this week for loosing the most weight after successfully hiding 10kg of lead fishing weights in my pockets last week.
The average person has sex 85 times a year.
Looks like this is going to be one hell of a week.
British people having sex be like:
Hmm yes splended, ahh indeed. Scrumptious carry on, good heavens one is arriving.
Just had the following conversation after going to a restaurant.
Me: Hi I’m vegan, what can I get?
What’s big and tastes like penis?
My secretary’s Christmas bonus.