Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Politician

in Political Jokes
+4 -3

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a politician?

A politician is more expensive, talks more and f*cks you for longer.

Bank Loan

in Political Jokes
+7 -6

If you get a bank loan you pay for it for 30 years.
If you rob a bank you get out after 10 years.
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Corona Virus

in General Jokes
+4 -3

Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

Health

in Racist Jokes
+2 -3

Q. What do you call an Indian who cares about his health?
A. Soshul Distan Singh.

Communism

in Political Jokes
+3 -4

Some people love communism but personally I think it raises a lot of red flags.

Bats

in Racist Jokes
+5 -7

Why are the Chinese not allowed to play cricket?

Because they eat all the bats.