Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Yo big mama

in Yo Mama Jokes
+6 -5

Yo Mama is so fat she lives in 4 cities at the same time.

Rubbish

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -10

“One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it was a horrible way to find out that I was adopted.

Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -6

I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluently.

English and Klingon.

Relationship Status

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -7

Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.

After five, it ought to default to “Unstable”

Hug

in Dirty Jokes
+7 -8

Sometimes all a man needs from a woman is a nice hug…. around the penis with a vagina.

Bowel Problems

in Racist Jokes
+6 -7

33% of Irish People have bowel problems and only go to the toilet once per week….

That’s One Turd.