Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Jesus Love You

in Dirty Jokes
+10 -9

Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a church it feels nice.
Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a Mexican prison is quite scary and is usually followed by severe ass pain.

Tiger Woods

in Sports Jokes
+8 -7

Just been scammed out of $25.

Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled “My Favorite 18 Holes”

Total waste of money, turns out it’s all about golf.

Out Of Order

in Dirty Jokes
+2 -1

I desperately needed a massive shit on the train today but the toilet was out of order, so I just sat there and held it for about 20 minutes.

The woman sitting opposite looked at me in disgust and said, “Is that a poo in your hand?”

Butter

in General Jokes
+10 -11

Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I’m not going to spread it.

Lesbians

in Dirty Jokes
+5 -6

Q. What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

A. Single

Onions

in General Jokes
+3 -6

Think I might be allergic to onions. Every time I peel them my eyes start watering.