Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Black Eggs

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+10 -11

Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?

Just Google “big black cocks”.

Weightwatchers

in General Jokes
+12 -13

Just won the £500 1st prize at my local weightwatchers weigh-in this week for loosing the most weight after successfully hiding 10kg of lead fishing weights in my pockets last week.

Times A Year

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -21

The average person has sex 85 times a year.

Looks like this is going to be one hell of a week.

British People

in Racist Jokes
+2 -8

British people having sex be like:

Hmm yes splended, ahh indeed. Scrumptious carry on, good heavens one is arriving.

Restaurant

in General Jokes
+6 -12

Just had the following conversation after going to a restaurant.

Me: Hi I’m vegan, what can I get?
Waiter: Fucked!

Big

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -28

What’s big and tastes like penis?

My secretary’s Christmas bonus.