Just discovered that I’m buy-sexual.
I can’t get any sex unless I buy it.
What do you call a guy whose ugly and poor but gets laid without paying for it?
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Q. Why didn’t the lifeguard safe the hippy?
A. Because he was too far out man!!
This is the first year I can’t have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally can’t have a holiday in the Bahamas because I’m too poor.
Fat lives matter as well you know. Please open the Goddamn buffet!