Hi, is your name Jingle Bells? Because I think we could go all the way.
Got a parrot the other day but it didn’t say “I’m hungry” so it died.
I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don’t get any disgusted looks.
Government recently announced it is going to expand the war on terror to theme parks by making haunted houses illegal.
The level of pollution in the world today is becoming unbearable. I feel ashamed to be human. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.
If someone enjoys committing sexual abuse is sending them to prison really a punishment?