What’s the difference between a prostitute and a politician?
A politician is more expensive, talks more and f*cks you for longer.
If you get a bank loan you pay for it for 30 years.
If you rob a bank you get out after 10 years.
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Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Q. What do you call an Indian who cares about his health?
A. Soshul Distan Singh.
Some people love communism but personally I think it raises a lot of red flags.
Why are the Chinese not allowed to play cricket?
Because they eat all the bats.