Yo Mama is so fat she lives in 4 cities at the same time.
“One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it was a horrible way to find out that I was adopted.
I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluently.
English and Klingon.
Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.
After five, it ought to default to “Unstable”
Sometimes all a man needs from a woman is a nice hug…. around the penis with a vagina.
33% of Irish People have bowel problems and only go to the toilet once per week….
That’s One Turd.