My next door neighbours made a sex tape last night. They don’t know that yet.
I like my women how I like my cars… Rented.
If loves is the only thing that can conquer hate then why doesn’t the army have dildos instead of guns?
Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.