Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:
-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Not saying anything
I haven’t seen a virus like this since pornhub destroyed my mom’s desktop in 2005.
Did you hear about the homosexual magician
He disappeared with a poof
have you got corona virus? because I cant stop looking at a-choo!!
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.