Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.


in Dirty Jokes
+6 -7

My mum walked in on me masterbating the other day. I told her “mum, stop masterbating!!”

C Word

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -16

My girlfriend doesn’t like me using the ‘c’ word which is fair enough, I should probably learn to use her mothers real name.


in Surreal Jokes
+3 -7

In the 1990s if you photographed your breakfast, developed the photo and then showed it to all your friends people would think you were a mental c*nt!

Shower Jacking

in Dirty Jokes
+13 -18

My friend only jerks off in the shower. So every time it rains be gets a boner

Money Saving Tips

in General Jokes
+2 -7

Don’t waste money on an electric toothbrush. Simply sellotape a manual toothbrush to your iPhone and set it to vibrate, then get your mum to call you every time you need to brush your teeth.

Disabled Parking

in Disabled Jokes
+15 -22

Got fined today for parking in a disabled parking spot. Apparently erectile dysfunction doesn’t count as a disability.