Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.


in General Jokes
+10 -7

I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.” He said, “You have a wee cough?” I said, “Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!”


in General Jokes
+9 -6

My New Year’s resolutions are: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count.


in Dirty Jokes
+10 -8

Just been on It’s amazing how large and successful some bus companies have become.


in General Jokes
+14 -13

Q. What do orphans get at Christmas?
A. Lonely.

School Lesson

in General Jokes
+3 -3

The following conversation took place in a school lesson.

Teacher: So kids what jobs do your parents have?
Simon: My dad is a baker.
Teacher: Very good Simon, anyone else?
Johnny: My dad runs the local prison!!
Teacher: That’s great, is he a prison warden?
Johnny: No he’s just the hardest c*nt in there!!


in Dirty Jokes
+7 -7

My next door neighbours just got arrested after recent police raids against online paedophiles. Not sure where I’m going to get my free wi-fi now.