FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Sun, 22 Jun 2025 19:01:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.19 Formula for War http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/formula-for-war Sun, 22 Jun 2025 19:01:14 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15534 Circumcision + Small Hat = Violence

]]> Outer Space? http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/outer-space Sat, 23 Dec 2023 23:43:03 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15469 Q: What has three balls and comes from outer space?
A: E.T. the extra testicle.

]]> Moses http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/moses Sat, 23 Dec 2023 23:41:19 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15480 Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.

]]> sexy spices http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/sexy-spices Sat, 23 Dec 2023 23:40:51 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15481 What did the spice say to the Vagina?, “I’m Cumin!!!!!

]]> How many swimmers http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/how-many-swimmers Mon, 04 Dec 2023 23:17:54 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15477 Read more]]> How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Don’t know yet. They keep getting electrocuted.

]]> Role-Play http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/role-play-3 Tue, 13 Jun 2023 11:45:47 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15457 Read more]]> Me and my boyfriend made love for 3 hours last night.
We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient.
He made me stay in the waiting room for 2 hours 56 minutes.

]]> Nearly 2023 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/nearly-2023 Sat, 31 Dec 2022 21:57:32 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15428 Happy Birthday Planet Earth!

]]> Christmas Roads http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/christmas-roads Sun, 25 Dec 2022 12:25:26 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15426 Read more]]> Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking heavily at the moment and allowing their wives to drive.

]]> Our Father http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/our-father Sat, 24 Dec 2022 19:01:12 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15415 Read more]]> Q: Why Do Some People Say Jesus Is Black?
A: Because He Is Our Father But He Never Came Back

]]> All I want http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/all-i-want Fri, 02 Dec 2022 12:13:19 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15392 Mariah Curie – All I want for Christmas is U-235

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